Team SirenSwag's Week 0 Power Rankings

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Let there be power... rankings

Hey everyone, the self proclaimed GOAT is here with my week 0 Power rankings. Only doing it for sector 02 because Sector 01 is filled with the most sweaty fedora wearing players.S Tier

  1. Team Siren: It’s a Swag team. I always make the playoffs. Probably going to make finals. Do you guys expect nothing less? Best players are me and only me.
  2. Contingent Red: We have seen the post game screenshots from their leaked scrims and this team has been destroying emerald teams. Player to watch is the Iron 4 player Fizban5. Dude is on a tear in his solo que games with his tanks. Rocking an insane win rate. Fizban5 will be an MVP candidate and will be top 5 in assists for the league.

A Tier

  1. JR Broadside Buccaneers: We asked ex president Barack Obama who he thinks will win LXC S2 of Arbiter division and without hesitation Obama said “Jr Broadside Buccaneers. I am a huge fan of 我是闪电. They play the fire demon Brand and that is a character I resonate very closely with.” The mids name translates to “Big Mac without Cheese” in English. We will watch this mid with great promise thanks to that spicy hot take from Obama.

  1. Conduit Monarch: The queen is dead. But we went to England with a Ouji board and asked her opinions on this team and her response is as follows. “Run, I hail satan now. But, my hot take is FeelsPanMan is actually the man. I’ve seen their future and it’s filled with heartbreak from getting scammed at their local Wal-Mart. But also filled with great success thanks to their Luscious hair and confidence. Their energy is contagious and that is why I chose them as my next vessel”. Yikes, watch out for the Queens ghost FeelsPanMan. Let’s watch them to see if the Queens spirit takes over..

B Tier

  1. Rift Busters: We just scrimmed this team and I was super impressed with their ability to roleplay the characters they play. Romeo is a true actor and when that man played Braum he was all chatting nonstop about standing behind his shield. There is no Juliet in this league which means this team won’t succeed. Romeo is their best player and if you can’t get him set up with a love interest this team is doomed to fail. How can you have a Romeo with no Juliet Rift Makers?

C Tier:

  1. Puff and SON’s: Literally the most disgusting cereal I have ever had in my life. The overuse of chocolate in their cereal is what makes me rank this team so low. Why can’t you guys just keep it simple like Cheerios? Maybe add some honey? But 10 ingredients/flavors just feels like too many flavors; especially when the main 5 ingredients are just bland/average. Player to watch is the box of the cereal, the crossword puzzle is the worst and I sent an email to cooperate and I have received intel that they will be changing.
  2. Empty Slot: There is a spot still available for this league. And I feel like this slot is already better than the team listed below.

F Tier:

  1. TD Harmony: A team name of Harmony just doesn’t sit right with me.. Especially when you have a Jungle named Toxic. How can there be a balance between Harmony and Toxicity? There isn’t. That’s why TD is ranked at the bottom. I have also received intel that TD won’t be accepted after this season is over and will also be blacklisted from the league due to a bottom tier logo and horrible repeated team names that are filled with cringe.