Foreword
First and foremost please understand that we in no way meant to mock the members of the original Team Siren. Those players were treated unfairly by no fault of their own. The experience from a team ownership/management perspective on the other hand is deserving of criticism. We are here to have fun, the content generated on this blog is for that purpose. The articles are satire and the music is AI generated.

Posted: 2024-07-25T19:50:52Z UTC

The trash talk was sad, the score line was very real.

Posted: 2024-07-25T19:39:49Z UTC

PNS vs RFB a David and Goliath story. And a track to go with it.

Posted: 2024-07-21T22:55:21Z UTC

Swag here with another amazing power rankings

Posted: 2024-07-21T18:08:38Z UTC

Team Siren faces off against Rift Busters.

Posted: 2024-07-21T17:48:43Z UTC

Team Siren welcomes Chung Myung

Posted: 2024-07-21T17:34:33Z UTC

Week 2 Celebrity Pickems are here brought to you by Natalie's Cucumber Slicers.

Posted: 2024-07-14T03:20:53Z UTC

This weeks pickems are brought to you by Don's Toilet Emporium, because where you shit matters.

Posted: 2024-07-10T17:41:04Z UTC

LXC's Arbiter league gets the only power rankings that matter, straight from the man himself Swag.

Posted: 2024-07-09T23:13:08Z UTC

Its just the way we see this league

Posted: 2024-07-09T23:03:35Z UTC

All eyes on Jolly Rogers - Broadside Buccaneers

Posted: 2024-07-03T18:57:55Z UTC

WulleyBully drops an Accel diss track

Posted: 2024-07-03T07:43:09Z UTC

Song #2

Posted: 2024-07-03T07:38:11Z UTC

Legalities and whatnot

Posted: 2024-07-03T07:28:10Z UTC

The history of team siren, and where this team (not affiliated with the original team siren) is going.